I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
This is the high leading the old right now
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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