Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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