I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Your dad touched me again.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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