Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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