it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Randomize
