Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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