just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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