Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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