This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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