I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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