Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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