This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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