just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I need a beard to bite.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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