"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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