yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You took a bar mat shot.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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