oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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