So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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