I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
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