omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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