is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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