We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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