you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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