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(914): View more from New York

im gay

(203): View more from Connecticut

i know

(914): View more from New York

yea but for you.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Every perfect package comes with a warning label.

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(712): View more from Iowa

My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle

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(586): View more from Michigan

I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.

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(917): View more from New York City

I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.

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(602): View more from Arizona

They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.

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(212): View more from New York

He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.

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(514): View more from Quebec

Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?

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