On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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