dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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