Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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