I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
