I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
