Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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