i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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