I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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