Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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