there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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