I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Randomize
