Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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