dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
