oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Small penises have feelings too.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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