its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm always down for nudity.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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