It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
When did we convert life to cartoon?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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