Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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