As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I love you.
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