Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Hippo gnu deer
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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