What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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