I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Boobs are out for the taking
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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