yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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