I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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