Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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