There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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