Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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