What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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