do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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