Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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